"PS9" (PS9)
01/16/2014 at 14:28 • Filed to: recycling FTW! | 0 | 3 |
Great news! This is now your car, free of charge. But...
Bad news. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! You are married to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and must remain so if you want to keep the car. Either of you leave and the car is no longer yours. So what's it gonna be? Are you Jalop enough to hang in there when the baby shit hits the fan? (Edit: The ugly poll tags keep fighting me, so I'm just gonna leave them in.)
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PS9
01/16/2014 at 14:49 | 2 |
I marry her then move in with my mistress and refuse to sign the divorce papers. I figure I could milk that for long enough to enjoy the car. Plus she doesn't look like she has money for a good lawyer to get the marriage annulled.
Seriously though, she's fucking disgusting.
CAR_IS_MI
> PS9
01/16/2014 at 14:57 | 0 |
Married in a legal sense, sure, here is the bedroom you can stay in, mine is upstairs, If anyone not involved in allowing me to keep this car asks, you are a friend I am allowing to stay here. You do not touch the kitchen or any food that you are not eating. Kepp the diaper thing to your room or the bathroom. Dont fucking touch me.
Ill be driving my Jaguar now thanks.
PS9
> CAR_IS_MI
01/16/2014 at 15:35 | 0 |
In retrospect, I should have considered the potential for hilarity in the answers. LOL.